You'll go blind

Nick was getting his pjs on and mentioned that his privates were sticking straight out. He asked me why. I asked him if he had been playing with his privates and he said yes. I told him that that usually happens when you play with your privates. But he should go ask Dad more about it since he has one and I don't.

I happily listened at the top of the stairs as this conversation took place:

N: "Dad, why does my willy stand straight out? Mom said it can happen if I play with it."
C: stall. stall. "You mean instead of just hanging down?"
N: "Yes"
C: stall. stall. "That's a very good question."

Being the nice person that I am, I then came downstairs to try to save Chris and to keep Nick from forever wondering why his privates are sticking straight out.