A$$

Kindergarten was all about learning bad words."Stupid" was the biggest one they learned.

Then the F word. Almost. Nick and his friend C (have I already told this story?) one day asked if I knew the F word. I told them I did and they begged me to tell them. I explained I couldn't because they would go and tell all the other kids in their class. They then claimed that all the other kids already knew the word and they were the only two who didn't know it. Apparently no one would tell them. Classic case of everyone pretending to know the word, as you know they wouldn't have been able to keep it to themselves. I told them I'd discuss it with C's mom and see if we could tell them. We decided "no".

Then the A word. That one spread like wildfire through Kindergarten. The other night Nick was playing with some friends. He accidentally got hit with a ball and attacked the kid who hit it. Yes, we've got to work on that reaction. Well, the kid he attacked is much bigger and stronger than him and likes to use fingernails. So Nick got hurt pretty quickly. I separated the two and between screams/cries Nick yelled "You're, you're, you're an assey!" The kid yelled back "Well you're stupid". That sent Nick into a rage. If I hadn't been trying to break up this nonsense I think I would have laughed at N's attempt to use ass in a bad way.