Poop on the Floor

Come on, it's been a while since we had one of these stories...

So Peri is potty trained and rockin it. Most days...When she says she has to go, you run like hell to get her to the nearest bathroom. She also likes to say "I pooping" when she really just needs to pee. We were at Nick's hockey game and Peri gave the signal. We ran, got there in time. Yay! And no poop. Until I got her pants on, both of our hands washed and turned around to find a piece of poop on the floor. Huh?!?!? Whose is that? How'd it get there. No way is that ours, is it? So I used 50+ paper towels and cleaned up the poop and we moved on with life.

A few nights later we're eating dinner and Peri says "I pooping". So I run her to the bathroom and we make it in time. And no poop. Until I look on the floor. Seriously?! The only thing we can figure is that in my haste to get her pants down and fling her on the toilet, I'm also flinging some poop out of her pants or bum.



Good times!