Sunday, October 28, 2012

No peeing in the water

Conversation from this summer (I have it on authority from most other moms that I'm not the only one who tells their kids this):

Peri: I have to pee
Heather: (whisper) Just pee in the ocean
Peri: WHAT?
Heather: (whisper) Just pee in the ocean
Peri: I DON'T WANT TO PEE IN THE OCEAN
Lifeguard and everyone around us staring at us.

Several minutes later:
Nick: I have to pee
Heather: (whisper) Just pee in the ocean
Nick: Really?
several minutes
Nick: MOM, I'M DOING IT!!!
More stares from lifeguards and people

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