Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Dearth

Looks scary, but still busting out her "head to the side and smile" pose...

 
Little P is learning how to lie. Some recent conversations:

After finding a lock of hair in the hall:
H: Agh! Did you cut your hair?
P: No, Wil did.
H: Wil cut his hair?! OMG - why didn't you tell one of us and why hasn't his mom called me?

Later that day and another BIGGER lock of hair found:
H: DID YOU CUT YOUR HAIR? Wil has a crewcut - this isn't Wil's hair!
P: Wil cut my hair.
H: He cut your hair??!!! Why didn't you tell me?!
P: I cut my hair.

After P pulled a was of bills out of her purse:
H: Where did you get that money?
P: Pop Pop gave it to me. I'll share some with Nick.
N: Woo hoo! She just gave me $10!

Later after opening up my wallet to find it empty:
H: Peri, did you steal my money?
P: Pop Pop took it from your wallet and gave it to me.
H: Pop Pop hasn't been here for three weeks. Did you take my money.
P: I needed some money.

Lesson learned - Peri will throw anyone under the bus to get out of a lie.

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